A strawberry conch taking a look at who picked him up

Do you not want to see the spider that made this!

I just want some beans, man.

Just moved into my new college dorm and realized the previous guy forgot to unsubscribe from those book games since 2022 (the dorm's been unoccupied for a year) so thanks whoever it was

First day in a new city and a municipal bus takes out my side mirror

I was in heavily traffic trying to turn into a different lane when a bus passed me way too close. I start university in this town in 4 days and my family is about 1000 miles away 🙃

I fell down a flight of stairs and got a permanent nerve injury to my lower leg.

I was going down the stairs and slipped on a dog toy. I hyper extended my knee and fell down backwards about 10 steps. I damaged the fibular nerves and gave myself lower leg paralysis. After 3 days in the hospital, hours of imaging, and seeing 5 specialist, they said the my condition is likely permanent. This sucks.

Start of weekend camping

My kid’s fresh Nike kicks arrived today!

When you spend money on keyword advertising

Stakes are high for their fantasy league.

The price of Apple Cider…happy Fall 23’