I think I’m in love!

Super liked this one, without a doubt the most memorable (and coolest) profile I’ve seen. Not to mention, napping in my undies and getting high every weekend? Ummm heaven?!? Really hope she swipes back

She unmatched me after that

You know Margaret, you can just update your age.

And that kids is how I met your mother.

Hi what do I say to this ?

Well it ain't gonna be you Juan!

Not getting many matches, where am I going wrong?

Would yo swipe right on just the bio alone?

How many likes per day do we get? Or is it a certain number per week now? That’s a bit ridiculous.

Jewellery kit

My disappointment is immeasurable