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Well this is awkward

“Life in plastic / It’s not fantastic”

just found out jimmy buffett joined the black parade 😔

Idk if it’s something to brag about but I deciphered this shit like reeeeal quick. ><‘

Have you seen a bird today?

Smash mouth lead singer passes away

idiot

The final level of being smart

Captain Cheese mid flight remembering she ate Taco Bell last night

Bro sleep like he got Rigamortis

He ain’t dead just dead tired