Help! The Females banned me from making a legal move

rook mode

Chess piece spotted IRL

Holy octuple coincidence

What do I do in this position (I am purple among us)

Holy Septuple Coincidence

Holy Septuple coincidence

After we called that pawn Greg, can we call that king Paul, in honor of my father? He’s not dead, I just really like him.

Thank you, that will be my gift for his birthday.

What do I do in this position

Holy octuple coincidence (of course we did)

Holy octuple coincidence! (why is this liked?)