Woke up like...

Should've gone to Specsavers

Poor Mandie

I heard this as a teen and it always stuck with me. I was with a friend and she told this guy “I would call you a dick but you’re fake too so I’ll just call you a dildo” I’ll never stop laughing at that.

Opera GX twitter lore

News is just live streaming.

Mary kind of based ngl

One said that he will allow his son to stay home alone at 13 but his daughter at 16

I’m not sure I want to rely on someone named Nutz

Not GMa!!! No one is safe.

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