But it was double checked for accuracy

The amount of juice the kids left in the carton for me.

It was blueberry fruitopia, they left me exactly one sip.

Flight from hell, she was gripping my seat the entire time and her kids were kicking my girlfriends seat.

There must’ve been 5-10 kids screaming and crying the entire flight. What a trip lol.

The arm holes on my new dress are different sizes

Returnable but what the hell?!

When you randomly get the shakes while scooping coffee

I hate using public restrooms so much

Delta offers the full first season of The Last of Us, except Episode 1

Someone threw a rock at my windshield while I was in the store. Stores cameras don't face that direction

How my wife eats her pizza 💀

Box of pills has one slot of nothing

Shake N Bake no longer comes with plastic bags.