i never go outside but i decided to go out to the swingset two days ago and now this tick bite on my stomach bro i cant

Machine stopped automatically at an hour and five minutes without giving me an option to keep going. I was 0.02 miles from 6...

I love college

But it was double checked for accuracy

The amount of juice the kids left in the carton for me.

It was blueberry fruitopia, they left me exactly one sip.

Flight from hell, she was gripping my seat the entire time and her kids were kicking my girlfriends seat.

There must’ve been 5-10 kids screaming and crying the entire flight. What a trip lol.

The arm holes on my new dress are different sizes

Returnable but what the hell?!

When you randomly get the shakes while scooping coffee

I hate using public restrooms so much

Delta offers the full first season of The Last of Us, except Episode 1

Someone threw a rock at my windshield while I was in the store. Stores cameras don't face that direction