Oh, Salieri, patron saint of losers, runners-up and also-rans, please let this Garfunkel become a Simon, this Pepsi become a Coke, and this ugly duckling conduct Swan Lake.

I got married yesterday!

I see. And this "god," is he in this room right now?

What was your favorite educational film scene?

Hey, wait a minute. Those are hot dogs. Armour hot dogs!

What are these pants called??

Sorry if this is a stupid question, I can't seem to find anything

‘Don’t be afraid to use your nails, boys!’

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Milhouse, lower those eyebrows! And the other one!

But I just heard them on the King Biscuit Flower Hour!

I'm afraid all those players have retired and... passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.

I was floored that I couldn't find mention of this reference online