If Lisa is so good why is this guy fat?

Your mamas ain't here to help ya. | Mine is!

“What a time to be alive”

What's the matter with you Homer? We don't have any fruits or vegetables in the car. The whole trunk's full of 'em, Marge!

Sorry. It's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother. I have no son.

Examine your scalp for ringworm 😏

Homer no function beer well without

Hail... to the cheat!

S5E9

Oh, Salieri, patron saint of losers, runners-up and also-rans, please let this Garfunkel become a Simon, this Pepsi become a Coke, and this ugly duckling conduct Swan Lake.

I got married yesterday!

I see. And this "god," is he in this room right now?