Shit

Holy eightuple coincidence

Petition to make this the flag of anarchy cheese

What do I do in this position? (I'm red)

Petition to make this the flag of r/anarchychess

This is a chess sub now. Deal with it.

What do I do in this position (I'm black btw)

Petition to make this the flag of r/AnarchyChess, with black representing the black pieces, the white representing the white pieces, and the red representing anarchy

What do I do in this position (I'm hand-carved)?

petition.. you know the rest

White to mate in 2