anon_meets_a_chad

Anon goes on a date.

anon buys a weeb vinyl

Anon learns how to find a fren

Take the chill pill

Greentext Anon finds a nice rock

anon likes turtles

Anon is happy for other’s success

Wholesome Minecraft

Seen this on r/greentext, thought it belonged here

Every retail employee.

Got it. So what you’re saying is that you just want more money but don’t actually want to work.