Calling a ranter a bleached turnip

Quicker if they're in front of the sink

She just obliterated herself

Just because you have ink doesn’t mean you have to print

Oof. Self roast.

the best insults and comebacks are where you expect them the least

I'd wear that shirt

Is this racist or nah?

Ooh, self-burn, those are rare

"I shoot blanks" 🤣🤣

Not sure if it's rare, but definitely the most unique I've ever received.

He's only right about me at the moment having nothing better to do than talk about cartoons.