This was fucking hilarious because of the context of the video, so it might not be as funny separately but I didn't lie, I was FAST on this one.

2 unwritten rules of life

Please follow these rules

News is just live streaming.

photo of a giant knob

a quote from abraham lincoln

I want some pogchamps

Chivalry isn't dead. it's sleeping.

It indeed takes less bricks

I was completing my schoolwork at the time.

Mathematically true, given how Integration and Differentiation are inverse operations of each other.