Thanks Eminem

The Hulkster is always classy

My mother isn’t going to like my grades

Jif peanut butter

I mean I do support her decision to marry him

Homie

I mean I do support her decision to marry him

Females, please ponder over this and answer

Yes, this statement has to fuck off, please!

Reallife needs an update

It tastes like poison (which it actually is).