Cocomelon fetal alcohol syndrome Hatsune Miku

"my dad will know I smell like cigarettes and semen"

Look how smart that woodpecker is

Watched the video it was commented on. No typo was made

“Do you ever feel like there's not enough pyrex dish tattoos?”

Ummm

I can’t explain

Mandela effect

Republican Candidate Charged with Murdering Cancer-Stricken Wife Wins Primary from Jail

S*x with a waterpipe shotgun

I wonder if murder is part of the recipe.

Kitchenaid Whiskey Jonds