“Dad, are you a Fraud?”

“Whatever you want to call it. Less physical league.” “That's total crap, who told you that?” “Dad, I've lived in the house all my life. I've watched Skip and Shannon. I've seen you on Duolingo Chinese at three in the morning.” “So you never seen Michael Jordan get knocked out in the first round three times?” “Did Michael Jordan get swept by a fat Serb and pubes on a stick?” “I've got multibillion dollar endorsement contracts. Everybody immediately assumes you're a sellout. It's a stereotype. And it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it... And playing in the bubble was harder! It was a pandaaamic!”

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