If I wanted to summon MartinFromChessCom, what would I need to complete the ritual?

Why did AI write this? Are they stupid?

Fuckin play for me

I can’t do this anymore

Chess speaks for itself.

What should I do in this position (I'm black)

What do i do in this position?

Figured this sub would enjoy this

Why don't we nerf the queen so that she can only move within 7 squares range instead of infinite range? Seems fair

now it's more hard to use her

What do I do in this situation? (I’m dumb)

why this isnt checkmate ?

What do I do in this position? (I'm at school)