what do i do in this position (i was north korea as a joke)

Google schizophrenia

Don't

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So stoked for the new content patch to drop

Why did they ban literally everyone? Are they stupid?

Magnus wildin'

What should i do in this position? (therewasanattempt mods en passanted me)

Why did he sell the world? Is he stupid?

Big boss

Petition to make the flag of anarchychess something funny because I cant think

The red triangles are now blue. Top comment decides the next move, legal or not. Round 2 (also I added dice rolls)

What am I supposed to do in this position?