How biblical

Vaginally-confident

Saw this on Twitter today....

weirdo/goth letters

Fizzy pee=profit

My Vagina just made the Windows Shut Down Noise

If the tories wanted a smaller state, they wouldn't have stopped me from building my femboy brothel and cannabis farm in the back garden.

"Adulting is an extreme sport"

My daughter met Poop and Pee

I tried this shit for the first time and it instantly made my nipples vibrate for like 5 minutes intensely!

Tortilla Phase