'Don't be a good person'

My uncle sent this to the family group chat

Posted it on shittyskylines and they told me here is better

I get the unhealthy food and drinks, but vaccines? I’m genuinely confused about that one

Cognitive dissonance 101: They think the world is supposed to be sunshine and rainbows. When it isn't always like that, they panic and think the powers that be are intentionally making the world terrible.

Does this count? My first here

Please ruin my electric device

Now hope this one find a niche in here.

Because you need to have children and be in a relationship to be happy

Gas = badass, Electric = cringe

im so sorry