I am jealous and considering having a sounding accident so I can get some drugs.

image
Read also:

I’m not saying he was right

image

Ghost of Richard Nixon is menstruating though my bunghole

https://reddit.com/r/Presidents/s/XSurnjW1qW

image

Bro parked next to the manic meat mangler and got mad when his car got hit by the cart

image

Playing DOOM on a pregnancy tester

image

Skyrim and Fallout Designer returns

image

Stephen King was so obsessed with Mambo No. 5 that his wife threatened to divorce him.

image

“Muhammad Atta died hating America but thinking AAA was pretty ok.

image

"As a women & mother, I will unload my clip"

image

What happens in Vegas stays in vegas 🤷‍♂️

image

Nice spot in the shade

image