I want to know how a sponge can cry

"Human Rights organisations? I don't support what they say."

“Why does my cat stand and stare out the window like my Arab dad after a 10 hour shift”

"I don't wanna wade through shit trying to get some piss"

Prince William kissed by Gazza in Bournemouth Pret a Manger

r/Starfield has people chunking

"woke mind virus"

Yep. History sure has changed.

It's a vicious cycle

“Can’t believe I didn’t want my hot oatmilk”

Ahhh salvia….dmt’s unemployed, alcoholic, loud, know it all younger brother no longer invited to family gatherings, because everyone knows he’s gonna cause a scene. He’s one twisted individual.