On a post mocking Delta Airlines’ announcement to hire Tom Brady as “strategic advisor”

Bonus points: “former cropdusting airline” is both a statement of fact and a diss

This guy thinks that you could beat a snapping turtle just because...

this is hilarious

A good ol’ capitol sandwich

The guy is right, it's tragic.

Sometimes there are a couple good ones on Instagram

Crushed by a good girl

Yo mama so fat aliens could abduct a cow but couldn't abduct her

AITA coming out with some jems

Shoot like a girl.

He is going to need some ice , ice baby for that burn .