Hope my credit gets approved.

We do? O_o

Ah yes, the cure to all mental ailments is a masculine man

This response to the question if men or women have it easier in life.

But I was just.... fixing my hair

Ummmm huh?

All women are emotionally manipulative apparently...

So now we cant tell the difference between peeing and pooping?

Tears are women's rhetoric

From DaFoe's Moll Flanders. So it gets a pass on being 200+ years old I guess

Or how about because they like them.

This is so embarrassing