Am I missing some thing

I’m uncultured and stupid what’s the joke

i dont get it

Peetah what the fuck does this mean?

I don't get it

What?

can anyone help? my dad has been gone for 5 years and this is the only photo i have of us together. could someone clean it up and resize to 7x5?

Can somebody clean this up? Trying to get it sharpened up enough to have a print made. Will tip $10

Make an epic profile pic for my dog? Have fun with it

Can you straighten my back and make it look less curved? Thanks will tip if I like the final result.

can someone photoshop my arm to be smooth/normal? i really love this photo, but i can't get a natural looking smooth/fix by myself. I can tip $5, thank you

Can you make it look like I climbed higher? Can't tip atm so only if you fancy the challenge