It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV.

Your stock in the plant just went up for the first time in ten years.

Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Other than The Principal and the Pauper, what golden age episode of The Simpsons can you not stand?

Which popular Simpsons characters have died in the past year?

If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Doctor Marvin Monroe, you are wrong. They were never popular

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

Must .. Kill .. Moe | Wheeeeeeee!

When the sewage at work backs up

Always acceptable to kill those four eyed fucks

The masculine urge to die beside Sanguinius at the foot of the Eternity Gate during the Siege of Terra.

It's not fair. I just want a giant diorama for my myself