They said "Try that in a small town." This guy said "Game on."

Elmo has blood on his hands

Prisoner #P01135809 is suicidal?

Follow your leader inject bleach

Thanks, I hate snowmen

Thanks, I hate this Halloween costume

Thanks I hate this dr pepper can

Has anyone ever done this with the printer paper ?

Our don't form a union gift

Management gave out a bunch of these to employees after having to deal with double freight everyday for a whole week... yeah I'm looking for a new job now...

First day of the new workweek, and the streak continues.

Putting alarms on seafood

Very odd thing to alarm. If they’re willing to tag items as little as $20 we might as well tag the $50 steaks also