I apologize if this feels political since my intention was only to find some brand new sentence Trump said that we could all laugh at.

my friend made stromboli in cooking class

Finally have one!

“grenade going off inside my dick”

The cheese accelerates

The comment comes full circle

There's a whiff of Hope in the Air for DG players now, and unlucky for the rest of you, it smells like Papas finest Trail Mix

Braganza's or Bust

Stop staring at me like that. It’s making me feel weird things

Strip Marines

Slaanesh's Palace is now on Google Maps

Her name is M’kia and I hope she sticks around