What should I do in this position? (I am a “why is this brilliant” poster)

I was going to brick the coach's PIPI until i realized im dumb

New update just dropped. What do you think the new peice will be called?

I played 1. e3! How is this a great move?

Is there a lore reason this puzzle is undoable? Is Chess.c*m stupid?

How did I completed this puzzle?

Like how is this move called and how it works?

Is there a lore reason today’s daily puzzle is impossible? am i stupid?

(also i was banned from google, so do t tell me to google anything)

Quora foreplay suggestions: Magnus kidnaps you

Is Martin From Chess.c*m gay? Are his children adopted?

Can we name them "weezer"

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