Found this crawling on me in the bedroom.... what is it?

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What is this?

It's always in my bathroom and I don't know what it is. Can y'all help

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What's this bug

They are tiny and I see them randomly all over my house

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Is this just a common green grasshopper (Omocestus viridulus)? Location: Gordon Georgia, USA

Wanted to post this to r/grasshoppers but it wouldn’t let me post for some reason. I think it is a common green grasshopper, but the head just doesn’t look right to me. It could also be a sub-adult of another species.

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Northern Portugal, about the size of a pinky nail, found many in similar places in other plants.

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Friend or foe? Found in passion fruit plant in Northern Portugal

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Dr. Technicality reporting for duty

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Holup there a second

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I guess that is the word isn't it?🤔

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He Is Remembered For All That, But I Think Something Might Be Missing

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There are also more than 64 people on this planet.

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