What is he trying to say?

People in this sub be like

Help, please

Petah whatt is this

I feel like I *almost* get it. Is this a reference to something?

Who is the woman?

Petah

Help peter, how is a years old death (rip) related to Pasta?

petahhh (please dont call me stupid i already know i am)

Petah what is the joke

Petahh, please explain the wet page as the punchline to this one is flying over my head!