My ex-MIL everyone…

She doesn’t know we recently became atheists after being a devout Christian my whole life & I ditched anti-vaxx ways years ago. Her religion is Messianic Christian so ya know she’s already waaayy out there. But since becoming atheist there’s no way on earth I would put my kid in a Christian school — even if they weren’t costly…

My mother, mad that I made a post about my gender reveal being ruined because she started telling people the gender

Original comment is my mom, reply is an old coworker. She swore up and down she wouldn’t tell anyone and decided to admit to me the day before she told my sister. Not entirely sure she hasn’t told anyone else either. She was never name dropped but didn’t like the comments saying she was in the wrong. I had literally planned the reveal later in the day despite it being more inconvenient just so my sister could attend to find out with everyone.

Using 'etc.' in an apology after taking your anger out on your child and telling them to go upstairs because they're 'not helpful enough, anyway,' isn't a very good idea.

Thanks mom, very cool

This left me spechless…smh..

If it wasn’t for the arrow I wouldn’t have found the (un)funny

Does this count?

Beating children improves intelligence, apparently

This must be some kind of “clever” stuff…

NASA + T = SATAN

Found in the wild