Someone’s calls printed

here we go

How many of you have $500 cash right now??

The $AAPL is falling further away from the tree.

China's rate of unemployed youth is on the rise due to children not being allowed to make iPhone until they hurl themselves off of the roof and into a suicide net. Who knows if they will mend this relationship or if this is a sign that the world powers are slowly drawing lines in the sand and preparing for a pissing match.

CBOE says “no discernible market impact from 0DTE option trading”

Hey bulls guess what

Happens all the time

I added a $Spy put to my watchlist just before it started going down. It was up 120+%.

Guys I've finally done it - the perfect rave bag of tricks

Sunglasses for inevitable blinding strobe; Four condoms and four extra ear plugs (enough to share); Two lube packets due to slippery; High-calorie snack so you can stay until 6am+; Gum in order to kiss after eating snack and still be minty fresh; Oil pen to acquire #vibes; Wallet so that you can buy one yerba mate; and Keys allow eventual sleep in residence (note earasers case attached).

Bro people gonna think I’m a Wook if I wear a Wooli Wookie?

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Neurospicy Raver Rizz

all of a sudden I have a new Kandi project…

outfit help!

I’m going to a festival next weekend and waited until now to order clothes, i’m thinking of doing this but i have no idea how to jazz it up? i have tons of pash’s in every color but i need to place an order for everything tonight please help!!! i have no idea where to go from here! idk if it will help but i’m curvy!