this goes out to all the over-dramatic youtube video essays

Still don’t have a definitive answer yet

you just got balled

30 mile bike ride moment

Sentience

Capitalism

Definitely not a targeted post

The slow, metronomic passage of time is relentless and unyielding

I don't know why but it's weirdly fun to joke about that kind of stuff

I would like 1 cardiac arrythmia, please

that thing is enormous