What do I do in this Position (I’m White >redacted<

Reservoir Kings

Can we call them the White Stripes?

What do I do in this position?

I can’t google en passant anymore

What should I do in this position? (I desperately need to Google something)

Sanest r/AnarchyChess conversation

What is this move called? (I'm white btw)

Holy Octuple coincidence (yep)

What should I do in this position? (I'm a druid)

What do I do in this position? ( I'm petting white. )

guys I got the connected five but the game didn't end?? I thought Levy said it's winning? sacrificed too much king safety to get this shit so resigned here, will never believe him again