The lack of a size 6 (I guess they do have boundaries after all)

*sighh*

The state of airline travel today. Never mind the “upgrade list” that’s a 85 people deep.

This bread lol

This extract label is so off-center it’s at the edge of the bottle

Spoons for $1.25

What about it?

Vending machine in the work break room. There's some hot pockets and burritos for $3.00 each and the top row is just spoons. I would have to assume they were just being silly.

Trying to find a free locker at the gym

Then they both die

I can’t wait to see him back on the big screen

just wait till 2191

Everyone gets nanotech