Slappy Fappy

The second Mario Artist title seems to be a sort of homunculus generator.

Nanna must have been doing alright

"It's the stickiest hand I've ever felt"

I mean they weren't wrong though, it was a burrito dog

Person inserted a massive dildo and relocated their spine resulting in the loss of previously reported back pain

Anal rail gun

Modern day spy agency kills medieval religion with prostitute

The mimussy is silent

Poor grandpa

Someone smushed these poor chocolate bars