American Harry Potter

"And has led to the acquisition of new fans such as women.”

David Schwimmer's pendulous testicle slapping Jennifer Aniston's chin

I’m gonna cremate you in sardines.

francis of the filth

Slappy Fappy

The second Mario Artist title seems to be a sort of homunculus generator.

Nanna must have been doing alright

"It's the stickiest hand I've ever felt"

I mean they weren't wrong though, it was a burrito dog

Person inserted a massive dildo and relocated their spine resulting in the loss of previously reported back pain