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P22. Man, I’ll never forget this wild shit from back in elementary school. Some dude bolts into the bathroom (I’d just taken a leak), and get this—the stalls had no damn walls or doors, just pure chaos. He slips hard right at the entrance, and somehow, in the most fucked-up way possible, his head dives straight into a shitty, filthy toilet. Guy just rinses his head in the sink like it’s no big deal, then struts back to class like nothing happened. Absolute legend! ?

#schoolmemories #epicfail #wtf #grossashell

I’m a 20-year-old dude, grinding through my second year at uni. I’m damn good at my studies, not a slacker when it comes to hitting the books, and I get along with everyone at school. They seem to dig my vibe—maybe I’m a laugh, who knows? But here’s the kicker: I’ve got no real mates, no tight crew, and definitely no chick by my side. I chat with my uni pals strictly on campus, and barely ping my old school buddies on social media. As for romance? Nada. Never had a girlfriend, never even got close. Truth is, I’m a scrawny little shit, wasting my life glued to my computer screen, jerking off to porn and losing myself in Skyrim and Dota 2. It’s fucking embarrassing, man—I can’t seem to pull myself together and stop being such a pathetic loser.

#lonely #struggle #gamerlife #selfloathing