I'm jerking off to mushrooms...
Back in the day, everything was chill, but then I got the wild urge to flip through a pocket guide on mushrooms, and damn, it got me hard. Picture this: a total dumbass sprawled on the bed, stroking it to fungal fantasies with a gummy worm dangling from their mouth. Fucking epic, right? ??
#weirdkinks #mushroomfetish #wtf #nsfw
So, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up with some kinky role-playing action. He was absolutely dying for me to play the sexy doctor, but damn it, we couldn’t find a white coat anywhere in the house. So, we improvised—psychologist it is, baby! I set the scene, dim lights, serious vibe, and he struts in like he’s coming for a real therapy session. He starts spilling his guts, unloading every damn grievance since he was in diapers. Next thing I know, he’s bawling his eyes out on my shoulder for a solid hour, turning my shirt into a soggy mess. Talk about a plot twist!
#roleplaygonewrong #unexpectedtears #therapyfail #wtfmoment
That vile piece of trash next door sicced his rabid mutt on our helpless kitten. Word is, this sick bastard gets off on it—every damn morning, he struts around with his dog, hunting down cats like some twisted sport. The poor creatures scream in agony, torn to shreds while they suffer.
I couldn’t take it anymore. I slashed his tires to ribbons and smashed his windshield with a brick, letting my rage loose. Truth be told, I think this scum deserves a skull-cracking beatdown to ensure he never tortures another soul again.
Thumbs up if you think this creep is a total waste of oxygen.
#animalcruelty #revenge #justice #savage
