So, I crashed at my bestie’s place for the night, and damn, she’s got a brother. He was chilling in another room while we snuggled up together in bed.
Come morning, we wake up to a wild surprise—our faces are plastered with dried-up jizz, and guess what? Her brother’s already ghosted the house.
Hell of a sleepover, right? ??

#sleepovergonewild #wtf #unexpected #crazyantics

I’ve never fucking got how someone can just split and then act like I’m a goddamn ghost. My ex and I were together for six solid months, parted ways without any drama. And now, this asshole walks right past me like I’m invisible! Dude, you’ve had your face buried between my thighs, you prick! I know damn well you can move that tongue of yours to at least mumble a shitty little “hey.”

#exdrama #fuckyou #ghosted #savage

Back in the day, when I was grinding through ninth grade, we had this loudmouth clown in our class who just wouldn’t shut his trap. So, me and seven of my boys hatched a savage plan—we straight up took a dump in his backpack, and yeah, I dropped a fat log in there myself, lmao!

We never fessed up, and to this day, no one’s got a clue it was us pulling that nasty stunt. ?

#prankgonewild #savage #schoolmemories #wtf