Back in the day, my childhood buddy hit me up with a desperate plea—“bro, I need a loan to scale my business.” I, being the loyal dumbass I am, signed the papers without a second thought.
Turns out, this sneaky bastard used the cash to snag himself a shiny new MacBook, ghosted me by blocking me on every damn platform, and fucked off to St. Petersburg like some hipster kingpin.
Meanwhile, I’m stuck paying off his goddamn debt, month after grueling month, cursing his name with every payment.
Fast forward to the May holidays, I roll into St. Pete for a wild weekend, and who do I spot sipping overpriced lattes at Starbucks? This absolute fuckwit. Without a word, I march over, grab his precious laptop, and smash that shit right over his entitled skull. Sweet, brutal revenge.
#revenge #betrayal #fuckery #savage
