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So, at this wild birthday bash for a college mate, the birthday girl herself stumbles over to me, half-sloshed, and whispers a juicy little secret in my ear. She admits that when she’s had a few too many, she loses all control and is basically down for anything. I couldn’t keep that bombshell to myself, so I strut over to my buddies and blurt out, “Yo, you won’t believe what I just heard!” Well, guess what? That night, she ended up getting down and dirty with not one, not two, but five damn guys! Meanwhile, I’m just standing there, high and dry, with nothing but my big mouth to show for it.

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