So, I hooked up with this chick from some vino joint, and during our first meet-up, we were making out hard in my ride.
She threw out this flirty line like, "Wanna slip a finger in me?"
So, I pulled a fast one and shoved my finger up her nose, just messing around.
Big mistake—shit got awkward, no action happened, and then boom, she blocked my ass.

#hookupfail #awkwardmoment #blocked #savage

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While I’m banging a chick, my mind’s usually off in la-la land, thinking about the most random crap. Last time, for instance, I was racking my brain trying to remember if they toss pickled cucumbers into that shawarma I scarfed down twice before.

Guess this weird-ass distraction pays off, ‘cause I last way longer in the sack, and she’s always blown away, wondering how the hell I keep going like a damn energizer bunny.

#randomthoughts #sexlife #distraction #wtf

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