So, I hooked up with this chick from some vino joint, and during our first meet-up, we were making out hard in my ride.
She threw out this flirty line like, "Wanna slip a finger in me?"
So, I pulled a fast one and shoved my finger up her nose, just messing around.
Big mistake—shit got awkward, no action happened, and then boom, she blocked my ass.
#hookupfail #awkwardmoment #blocked #savage