So, me and my chick decided to flip the gender script for a day, right before March 8th. I figured, let her taste the raw, gritty reality of being a dude on this messed-up holiday. She’s the man, I’m the lady.
I handed over every damn penny I had, expecting her to treat me to a fancy dinner. Guess what? The sneaky bastard bolted to Turkey with my cash!
#genderflip #betrayal #holidaydrama #screwedover
P20. Today, I was solo in the lab at this dump of a school, and there I found a male mannequin meant for CPR practice.
This thing had a damn realistic mouth, deep as hell, with a soft tongue to boot. Plus, you could switch it on, and it’d start gasping like it’s choking for air.
So, I flipped the switch, started pumping its chest for the ‘massage’... and, well, things got wild.
Next thing I know, I’m fucking this mannequin right in its mouth.
#wildtimes #crazyday #wtf #no limits
Met a fiery lady in her 30s at the club, she drowned me in cocktails, and we ended up rolling to her place.
Result: The booze knocked out my little soldier, but damn, I bonded with her kid over some tasty-ass cutlets✌?
#wildnight #clubvibes #unexpectedbond #alcoholfail
While I was stuck in the hospital, recovering from surgery, I handed over the keys to my place and access to my PC to my so-called best friend, asking him to keep an eye on things.
When I got back, I found out the bastard had swiped 50 grand from my hidden stash in the wardrobe and sold off my gear, claiming, “I thought you’d need the cash while you were laid up.”
But here’s the kicker—the money he got from selling my stuff? He fucking blew it all on gambling and lost every damn penny.
His excuse? “Well, you were just lying there, and I’m drowning in debt.”
What the hell do I do now?
#betrayal #backstabber #trustissues #fuckedover