Last year, I was grinding at a lakeside hotel, and the staff had their own little shack to crash in. There was this dude we knew, always hammered and stoned out of his mind, barely remembering his own name by morning.
Me and the crew couldn’t stop roasting his sorry ass. One night, this legend straight-up passed out in the shitter, slumped over the throne like a fallen king. So, we thought, why not mess with him? The whole gang unleashed a golden shower on the poor bastard.
Next day, he stumbles into my room, looking like death warmed over, and slurs,
“Bro, I got so fucked up last night, I think I went skinny-dipping in the lake again.”

What a bunch of savage pricks we were!
Absolute fucking chaos!

#prankgonewrong #drunkstories #savage #wtf

Hey there, Shameville residents! I’m caught in a heated clash with my gal pal, and we can’t settle this damn debate. Is it straight-up trashy to suck a guy’s dick or what?

? Hell nah, it ain’t no sin if he’s your man, you’re head over heels for him, and you trust his ass completely.
? Total fuckin’ disgrace to go down on a dude’s junk—ya never know how many chicks have ridden that ride before you.

#tabootalk #relationshipdrama #nofilter #rawdebate

I've got this wild buddy, a total nutcase, who shits by climbing onto the toilet seat with his damn feet. He swears it’s the most natural, primal position for dropping a load. What’s your take on this madness? ‘Cause to me, it’s straight-up insanity—clambering onto the throne with your filthy soles and squatting like some deranged mountain eagle!

? - Hell, I do the same
? - What a load of crap

#weirdhabits #bathroomantics #wtf #crazyfriends