P24. So, out of the blue, this chick messages me with some straight-up bullshit. She’s all like, “I’m into rough stuff in relationships, you’re way too soft, dude.” Next time we meet, I’m so fuckin’ pissed that I slam my fist right into her face. Blood gushes out of her nose like a damn fountain. And guess what? Right after that, we’re banging like wild animals in the bushes at the park. Before this, I’d been chasing her ass for six damn months, playing the nice guy, showering her with gifts, and getting jack shit in return—stuck deep in the friendzone, looking like a pathetic simp.
Later, turns out her nose is busted, and not just broken, but fuckin’ displaced. So, listen up, you sad sacks lingering in the friendzone, if you’re tired of being a doormat, maybe try swinging a punch and see where it gets you.
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