Busted Under Anesthesia

So, I was zonked out under anesthesia, and my mom, bless her sneaky soul, decided to record our little chat on her phone while I was coming to:
- Hey, Vicky, Vicky... get me...
- Get you what, hon?
- Some rubbers, babe.
- For what exactly?
- Gonna bang like wild animals this weekend, parents are out of town... ah, screw it, we can raw-dog it too.
Vicky’s my girl, by the way. Now, take a wild guess if I got my ass handed to me after this little confession (spoiler: we used the damn condoms, alright).

#anesthesia #overshare #nsfw #savage

Betrayal on the Left Bank

I’ve got this buddy, and on his damn birthday, his girl straight-up cheated on him—right in the same damn apartment where the party was raging! My man lost it, smashed a bottle, and carved up her face with the jagged glass like some psychotic artist. They hauled her off in an ambulance, stitching her mug back together like a scene straight outta a gore flick.
As for my dude, the court just slapped him with probation... wild, right?

#betrayal #revenge #brutal #drama

A "break" in a relationship apparently translates to "go fuck yourself" in brutal honesty.

I split with my chick after 2 years of what I thought was solid ground. She hit me with the classic "our relationship isn’t moving forward, we need a break" bullshit. So, I call her up later, only to hear some grunting dude pick up the phone… while my girl’s moaning and gasping under him in the background. Fucking savage betrayal, right there.

#heartbreak #betrayal #savage #fuckery