We absolutely smashed New Year’s celebrations!
Man, the New Year’s bash was a wild fucking riot, but my memory’s a blurry mess. Then these damn photos surfaced—turns out I was scooping Olivier salad straight outta some chick’s pussy with a goddamn spoon... straight from her PUSSY! Holy shit, and here I am with a girlfriend chilling in another city, clueless about this insanity!
#newyearsmadness #wildparty #whatthefuck #cheatingdrama